Fart Silencer
January 5th 2009 12:01
Category: Miscellaneous
I really do hate to be so crude, but well that's what this gadget does. :-/ I normally wouldn't even blog about this gadget, but it just blew my mind that someone actually thought it up and had it manufactured. Well, if you couldn't guess by the oddness of the gadget, it IS an Asian creation.
Asians come up with the weirdest gadgets sometimes, and this is definitely one of them.
Basically, a guy named "Big Chicken Mushroom," invented the Fart Silencer. All you have to do is put the gadget behind you when you feel one slipping, and when it comes out, no one will hear anything.
Supposidely when you get the hang of the gadget, you can spray cooton balls with a good small, and place them inside the gadget so that when you pass gas, the smell will be pleasant one, because although the gadget can silence the noise, it can't get rid of the smell.
I'd say this is probably one of the weirdest gadgets I've heard about. But, hey it's an Asian gadget.
Asians come up with the weirdest gadgets sometimes, and this is definitely one of them.
Basically, a guy named "Big Chicken Mushroom," invented the Fart Silencer. All you have to do is put the gadget behind you when you feel one slipping, and when it comes out, no one will hear anything.
Supposidely when you get the hang of the gadget, you can spray cooton balls with a good small, and place them inside the gadget so that when you pass gas, the smell will be pleasant one, because although the gadget can silence the noise, it can't get rid of the smell.
I'd say this is probably one of the weirdest gadgets I've heard about. But, hey it's an Asian gadget.
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Whitney
Comment by Janet Collins
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Yes, it is pretty funny how someone thought about doing this in the first place. What a scream!
Comment by Wilson Pon
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Comment by Sara Dobson
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How does that work then. Will we see people quickly putting one of these behind them in a public place. Is it ok on the outside of your pants or do you need to put it inside your pants. Funny might as well let rip every one will know what you are doing any way
Comment by Lilla
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*tongue in cheek* I gotta get me one of those ... although it sounds like a bit of gimmick to me, *lol* albeit, maybe if you put an Airwick stick inside it you could adjust the smell levels to suit the fart density?
too funny!
Lilla ...
Comment by Johnny Come Lately
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Comment by Kiko
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after that he / she puts it in and goes to party.
but he/she is amazed to find that the silencer contains a whistle inside it that amplifies original sound / makes more weird sound!
LOLz
Comment by Damo
I won't be buying one of these.
Comment by Natalie 2
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This is so funny!
I read once about a Japanese gadget that women take into bathroom stalls with them. When they are about to fart, or make some other unsavory noise, they push a button, and it plays music or static and covers up the sound!
Comment by Whitney
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I'm not sure how exactly the gadget works, but somehow it does... Ha.
Kiko, I agree, unless somehow it's hidden like in your pants versus just in your pocket and you whip it out. Who knows.
aniket, now that would be a great gag gift.
Natalie, that is an interesting gadget. Sounds like this one may be based off of the one your mentioned.